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27 February 2008 @ 08:09 am
whippin' out the character meme~  
People have stopped tagging for gogo for memes cuz she never does 'em. Well, not never. Rarely. It's cool. Am not so much the type to talk about meself much in the LJ, though gogo's characters have NO problem caring and sharing with the F-list. In fact, they were slightly miffed at not being tagged by davyn  in the first place. Especially Dante...

Speaking of Dante... Will probably do this meme for Dante and Byakuya in separate posts, since each insisted on having the icon bear his likeness. Egomaniacal much??

(tagged by gogodgene. the first Dante response is for her canon Vergil.)

1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people.

Who are you? Dante Sparda (DMC3)

Do you have any brothers or sisters? Yeah. Got a twin brother--Vergil. He's the serious, studious one. I'm the good looking one. *grins*

How old are you? 19

What's your height? Probably about 6'1". Depends on what boots I'm wearing.

Are you a virgin? *slaps leather-covered leg and chuckles* Ha! That's a good one. Do I look like a virgin to you? Wait, wait... What's this about Vergil bein' a virgin? Hooo! I knew it! He's so frigid. That's ok. I get enough for the both of us.

Who's your mate/spouse? Verge and I don't really see eye to eye. But he's my twin brother... Even if I have to kill him, he'll always be my soul mate.

Do you have any kids? *looks worried* Shit, I hope not...

What's your favourite food? PIZZA. And strawberry sundaes. And pizza! I'm absolutely crazy about it.

Have you killed anyone?
I'm a devil hunter, ain't I? *cheeky grin. points at the wall behind his desk.* Those skulls and demon pelts didn't skin themselves.

Do you hate anyone?  I hate that Vergil's gotten so obsessed with power. What the hell is he trying to prove, anyway? Looks like I'm gonna have to beat some sense into him.

Have any secrets? A few...

Do you love anyone? My mom... *nods at the photo of Eva that's always on his desk.* And my fucking brother.

What is your job?
Devil hunter, Dante, at your service.

Boy or girl? I like fast women. And men with guts and honor.

What do you do to relax? Slay some demons, shoot some pool, take a nap, hang around strip clubs, flirt, rock out with my cock out~ Oh, and annoy the hell outta Vergil.

There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Tease 'em right back! I was born to banter, baby! *shrugs* And if I get bored, I'll just shoot 'em. *makes a show of twirling Ebony and Ivory.*

Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/ he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him? I'm a pretty straight-forward kinda guy. If I want something, I go for it. And if I want someone...? Ha. Who could resist this? *turns a slow circle, showing off his half-naked physique* Hmm... And then there's Vergil. The only way to get through to my brother is to run him through with Rebellion.

Do you like your maker? I love my mom. *clutches Eva's photo to his ches.* And I don't have a father...

Who are you?
Dante Sparda (DMC4)

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Twin brother--Vergil. Whether its "have" or "had" remains to be seen. I'm hopeful that it's "have." Otherwise, I'll see Verge in Hell soon enough.

How old are you? Old enough, sweetheart.

What's your height?
8 inches, at least. A bit more if ya really get me going... Oh, my height? Ah, sorry. Heheh. That'd be about 6'1".

Are you a virgin?
*makes exaggerated sexy eyes* I could be the 40 year old virgin, if you're into kinky role play. Yeah...that's right. C'mere, kid. Show ol' Dante how it's done~ *winks*

Who's your mate/spouse?
I'm not exactly a...family man. Women always have to make things so difficult. The bachelor lifestyle suits me just fine.

Do you have any kids? Not that I know of. *glances at Nero.* Uhh... It's not like bearing the blood of Sparda is admissable in court as a paternity test, right? RIGHT?

What's your favourite food?
Top, bottom, sideways, against a wall...from every angle, I penetra-- Oh, food? Sorry, was thinking about other ways to nourish the body. Food... Definitely pizza. And booze.

Have you killed anyone? Oh yeah~ The baddest of the bunch always have a knack for comin' back. Which means I get to kill 'em all over again. Except...if Vergil comes back--when he comes back, that is...  *pushes his hair back in an unconscious imitation of Vergil* I'll kick his ass to Kingdom Come, but...I couldn't kill my brother...

Do you hate anyone?  Hate's a strong word. Takes a lotta energy to hate someone. Better just to shoot 'em and be done with it.

Have any secrets? Maybe~ *winks* I got some time to kill. Wanna play Truth or Dare?

Do you love anyone? Spend the night with me and I'll love ya long-time. Cha-ching!

What is your job?
These days, it seems to be whatever Lady doesn't have the balls to handle. And I don't mean those round, bouncy things on her chest.

Boy or girl? I'm not just a ladies man, I'm a man's man!

What do you do to relax? Kick back, catch up on my "reading," drink some booze, slay some demons, get laid. Same old, same old. ...Just wish I had Vergil around to annoy. Never thought I'd miss that cold stare and disapproving tone of his so much.

There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Well, what kinda tease are we talkin' about?
Verbal tease? Cock tease? Either way, I'll just ignore ya, or...give as good as I get. Until...In the end, we are all satisfied.

Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/ he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Uh...I usually engage them in...sword play... *goes back to reading his porno mag.*

Do you like your maker?  My parents? Or do ya mean Capcom? *folds arms across his chest* I got a bone or two to pick with Capcom. How 'bout showin' some of the ass I'm supposed to be gettin', huh? And if I'm gonna "whip it out" and "thrust it in," why am I wearing more layers than I did in the past three games combined? Somethin' don't add up, here. And don't get me started on this Nero kid... The little punk...

Who are you? Dante Sparda (from hardboiled_rpg)

Do you have any brothers or sisters?  I've got a twin brother who tries to act like a "big brother." Pfft. He treats me like a kid, but he's only a few minutes older.

How old are you? 26

What's your height? I'm taller than Vergil. I've got the bigger cock, too. Ha ha.

Are you a virgin? *grins like the Chesire Cat* Are you hittin' on me?

Who's your mate/spouse? Hey, now... Don't ya think this is movin' a bit fast? I like you and all, but...I'm not ready to settle down just yet.

Do you have any kids? These two beauties are my babies. *pulls Ebony and Ivory from the holster on his back and gives both guns a big, wet kiss*

What's your favourite food? Pizza! And strawberry sundaes from the Double Dip Malt Shop. Rangiku makes 'em just the way I like, with lots of whipped cream.

Have you killed anyone? *shrugs* It's all in a day's work. A bounty's a bounty, whether I bring 'em in dead or alive.

Do you hate anyone? I hate the evil bastards that killed Mom and kidnapped Vergil. Those dickless, pathetic cowards think they can fuck with my family? I don't care what Vergil or my father says. I'll be the one to find those punks. And when I do...

Have any secrets? Wanna shoot some pool? *smirks*  Win the game and I'll tell you a secret...over dinner. Your treat.

Do you love anyone? My mom. Always. And I love Vergil, even when I hate him. But that's family. Beyond that... Pay off my debts and I'll love ya forever~

What is your job? Licensed bounty hunter. Private dick. (well, not always so private.) Owner and operator of Devil May Cry. You got some work for me? 'Cause I could really use the dough...

Boy or girl? *drops leather trousers to proudly show off his manhood* Any questions? Or do ya need a...closer look?

What do you do to relax? Bet on the bangtails, throw some dice, head to the Double Dip for ice cream, or toss back a jorum or two at the Black Cat Lounge. Come Saturday night, chances are I'll be pumpin' metal or pitchin' woo. Both if I'm lucky.

There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Turn the teasin' into pleasin'...if ya know what I mean.

Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/ he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him? Hmm...I dunno. Guess I'll have to blow up that bridge when I get to it.

Do you like your maker?  Who, gogo? *smirks* Yeah. For a broad, she's not so bad. At least she ain't no ditzy dame. Or a prude. Though she needs to stop fussin', and start writin'. Hells bells! Gogo thinks more than Vergil does. At this rate, I'm never gonna get laid...

Whew! That's a lotta Dante. A'ight... gogo tags kageisuke, lotus_seed, thenakedcat, some_scribbles, shizukashadow &lcpdragonslayer. (yeah, that's more than three, but...who cares? The frickin' meme police?) Do it, do it!

((Dante belongs to Capcom. All ficcage and rp exploits are only for fun, not financial gain.))
be: satisfiedsatisfied
davyn on February 27th, 2008 03:21 pm (UTC)

It said THREE. So I did three? *squishes*

DANTE! Is LOVE. No really. LOVE. Momo is amused. Very. Very. Amused.

Gogo: Dante-DMC3gogo_ergo_sum on February 27th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
Awww, it's cool. gogo usually means to do the memes, but then never does. Am such a slow-poke about actually posting stuff.

And thnx~ Dante is LOVE. And loveable. And to think...gogod got gogo into DMC by dangling Vergil in front of her like a sexy carrot. And while Vergil isn't "love," he's DAMN HAWT.
davyn on February 27th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
I am addicted to memes. Its horrible how addicted to them I am!

Vergil is SMEXY. It is a great combination for the brothers. Really. =D
day_eight: RenLawday_eight on February 27th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)

*makes sure to grope Dante when she puts the cuffs on*
Gogo: manwhoregogo_ergo_sum on February 27th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
gogo: OH NO, Dante, you're in trouble now!!

Dante (all incarnations): GUILTY AS CHARGED~

*gets a monster-sized stiffie from D8's groping*

Dante: Hey, uh, officer...think you're gonna need to frisk me some more. I'm definitely packin' some heat, baby~
Tonic: SUDDENLY AROUSED [D a n t e]gogodgene on February 28th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
lulz, that's a lot of Dante. Good thing Dante1 doesn't live in your head, too, huh?

((But my favorite has to be Dante4))
Gogo: Dante-satisfiedgogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 08:57 am (UTC)
(it's the chaps)
Yeahhh...gogo's got enough Dante. And they are all so frickin' noisy! But you know that.

((Dante4 ain't goin' anywhere. He's too canny and fabulously slutty to leave gogo alone. Plus, he totally heard you say something about a threesome...))

Dante4: What's that, babe? I'm your favorite? *struts around* Understandable. I'm my favorite, too. But, seriously...It's the chaps, isn't it? NO ONE can resist the delicious chaps~

Edited at 2008-02-28 09:20 am (UTC)
Kel: rangiku sillykellenanne on February 28th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
Dante ROCKS.

Gogo: dante-cowboygogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 09:21 am (UTC)
Why thankee~ XD <333

カゼ: fanboy ichigokamikaze43v3r on February 28th, 2008 06:59 am (UTC)
yay Dante!! smexy bastard. awesomely done XD
Gogo: Dantes-roomgogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 08:52 am (UTC)
THANK YOU!!!! gogodgene had been poking at gogo about Vergil last year (like...10 months ago or so), but lo and behold...Dante moved in. And it looks like he's here to stay.

So glad you enjoyed that! And thank you so very much for commenting! You'll be seeing more of him and Grimm and Bya and Vergil and stuffs at hardboiled_rpg <333
Shizzy: lawl kisukesshizukashadow on February 28th, 2008 07:45 am (UTC)
XD That was utter win!

Strawberry Sundaes eh? Maybe Dante should try to find that kind of ice cream at a Renaissance Faire. *grins*
Gogo: Dante-UNFgogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 08:49 am (UTC)

Was JUST thinking that. Dante will totally bring Rebellion, his big sword, and get into a real sparring match with some Renaissance geek (do they have a special name? Or do something special, like "boffing" or something?)

Oh, and he'll CERTAINLY drink all the mead. GOOD TIMES.
Shizzy: crossdressing to surviveshizukashadow on February 28th, 2008 08:54 am (UTC)
Your guess is as good as mine! Though the only thing that comes to mind is LARPing but I don't think that's the same thing. I just wanna see Dante in Renaissance wear. :D

YES, a mead drinking contest complete with ye ol' drinking songs. Or some drunken Hamlet perhaps?
Gogo: dante-words1gogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 09:18 am (UTC)

Dante: Alas, poor Yorick. *hiccup* I licked knew him, Ichigo... Something, something...of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, as I rode him hard and fast... Heheh. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft~

Ichigo: Hey, where'd you get that skull?

Dante: Hmmm? This? *takes stock of human skull in his hand* Ah...that's a good question. Oh look, more mead~

But, uh, good luck gettin' Dante in tights. Faux armor, maybe. If you want him to dress like Robin Hood, then Ichi'd have to cosplay Maid Marrianne And of course Dante'll have to have a jousting pole. The BIGGEST ONE THEY"VE GOT.
Shizzy: fabulous!shizukashadow on February 28th, 2008 09:38 am (UTC)
Ichigo: *eye twitch* Do those tights have to be so...tight? Not leaving much to the imagination there...Not that I was looking!

Denial doth not suit fair maidens, oh blushing Ichigo~!

Oh yes, because everyone knows Dante needs a bigger lance to show off at the medieval games! He's got such skill with the heavy pole arm too~
Gogo: dante-moneyshotgogo_ergo_sum on February 28th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
Dante: *rubs crotch* Can it, kid. I'm not the one wearin' a dress. *smirks* And, hey, it's all fine to look. But I'm gonna have to charge ya if you wanna touch.

((What the hell is LARPing? It sounds utterly fail...))

(((Goes to search for more slashy quotes from Hamlet, cuz gogo only remembers a wee bit of the Bard. Found: When thou liest howling.)))
Jo: Shuratherbe4gotten on February 28th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Gotta love Dante... and that's a fair amount of Dante you've got going on there XD

Jo hearts Dante4 muchly... but definitely looking forward to seeing HB Dante more too!
Gogo: Dante-UNFgogo_ergo_sum on March 2nd, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
THANKEE!! Thnx for reading and stuff, Jo. Glad you enjoyed. *will be catching up with f-list after tags and reading HB logs* Yes, it's a lotta Dante, but gogo can't imagine her brain w.o. him~

Dante4: Hi, Jo. I don't heart anyone, but I get hard just thinkin' about your boy, Shuu. Why not bring sexy scarface over for a lil visit, hmm?

whiskey_taichouwhiskey_taichou on March 2nd, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
so funny!!!
I love the "Do you have any kids? *looks worried* Shit, I hope not..." This was just hilarious. The dropping the leather trousers was pretty funny as well. Good stuff.
Gogo: manwhoregogo_ergo_sum on March 3rd, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
Re: so funny!!!
THNX, hon! Dante is just so over the top. He's a wonderful foil for Bya, and the two chatter on in gogo's head (Dante does most of the chattering, of course).

LULZ at remembering when gogo first told that Dante had "officially moved in" to the cushy mental penthouse that belong's to gogo's Bya muse. You were like, "Dante, living with Bya? Does he put his dirty feet up on the table? Where does he sleep?"

*giggles* Oh, mai sweet husbando. A yaoi-loving, pron-writing, slash-a-holic like gogo couldn't ask for a better RL man.