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18 September 2007 @ 05:43 pm
romance, thy name is copper piping?  

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HUSBAND-TAICHOU!! Thnxxx for reading gogo's fics and RP logs (well, at least up to the points where the boys get all touchy-touchy.) Thnxxx for being patient with all of gogo's little, um...quirks. Thnxxx for understanding gogo's obsession with Byakuya.
And thnxxx for being the bestest husband-taichou ever~

Typical IM converstion between gogo and husband-taichou, though this one focused on our upcoming anniversary...

gogo-sama: It's almost our anniversary

husband-taichou: yep

gogo-sama: haven't gotten you anything. tho, you haven't told gogo what you want...

husband-taichou: a blow job?

gogo-sama: yeeeah... that should be a given...

husband-taichou: sex?

gogo-sama: dude! think we got that covered, k?

husband-taichou: know what I really want?

gogo-sama: ((a BJ?!)) no... what??

husband-taichou: copper piping

gogo-sama: ????

husband-taichou: wanna build a still and make automative grade ethanol

gogo-sama: uh... k.... (thought you wanted to make whiskey?)

husband-taichou: that too

that's not very romantic. plus, gogo doesn't know anything about copper pipes!

husband-taichou: then how about a blow job?

gogo-sama: dammit! any more of this shit and yer not gonna get yer damn BJ (honestly....)

husband-taichou: how bout a nice bottle of whiskey?

just BOUGHT you a lovely bottle of bourbon, but...sure...ok...whatevs

husband-taichou: and copper pipes

gogo-sama: !!!!

husband-taichou: what about you? what do you want?

gogo-sama: ...A house-boy...

husband-taichou: to do what?

gogo-sama: clean the house...go thru the mail...pick out gogo's outfits...make-out with the pool boy...

we don't have a pool boy

gogo-sama: Hello Christmas!!

husband-taichou: we don't have a pool!

gogo-sama: Hello Birthday!!

husband-taichou: why don't you just pick out some jewelry?

gogo-sama: le sigh....

be: hopefulhopeful
artemismsartemisms on September 19th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
Poor man LOL He sounds rather long-suffering.
Gogo: make-outgogo_ergo_sum on September 19th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
What what?? He got his blow job, his nookie, and gift cards to Lowes and Home Depot so he could pick out the perfect copper piping.

Poor gogo! She didn't get a house-boy! *pouts*
Joy: shikamaru snickerjoyinthedance on September 19th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Hahahahahaha!! You two are hilarious. I love it.

House boy/pool boy ftw.
Gogo: hollagogo_ergo_sum on September 22nd, 2007 06:12 am (UTC)
sadly, gogo did NOT get a house boy this year. Nor a pool boy... But, husband-taichou DID make gogo 30 bottles of wine in the still he'd built at the garage at work. AMAZING. Can't drink it for 6 months, but... we're going to save it and drink one each anniversary. So frickin' cool.

Plus, now the still will move back to our house and we're gonna make more wine. Gogo will send a bottle to Joy to for Xmas!!

(unless you'd rather have whiskey~)

Tonic: LOLZgogodgene on September 19th, 2007 04:38 am (UTC)
House-boy/Pool boy = gogo's OTP
Gogo: sweet-Renjigogo_ergo_sum on September 22nd, 2007 06:16 am (UTC)
Well... Would mean that Bya and Renji were the house-boy/pool boy. Bya would HAVE to be the house-boy. He'd do SUCH a good job of sorting gogo's mail (it's a MESS) and picking out my outfits (don't cha think?). Renji's a lot more suited for working outside, bein' all sweaty and stuff as he picks the odd leaf or two out of the pool. Le sigh...

Or what if it was Bya x Shiro? Again, Bya'd be the house boy. But can you see Shiro dealing with the pool??

gogo: Shirosaki! Are you pissing in my pool?

Shiro: STFU, woman. Piss has a ton of ammonia in it. I'm cleanin' it, ya know?

Bya: ...Disgusting...
kaphinatedkaphinated on September 19th, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
Most importantly: has he spec'ed his Cu piping yet!?
i wanna help - i love projects....

If you need a Chemical Engineer, any time night or day yno who to call!
Gogogogo_ergo_sum on September 22nd, 2007 11:17 am (UTC)
Well by all means, woman, come to Nashvegas and help. As it turns out, husband-taichou has already made a still and made gogo 30 BOTTLES of cabernet for our anniversary~ Awwwww. He knows how much gogo loves her red, red wine...

We're going to make more wine, AND he is going to distill some whiskey. Fun, ne?? (And yesssh, you gotta come visit and help us sometime. K8 neeeeds to come visit gogo, too)

kaphinated: sneekyrenjikaphinated on September 24th, 2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
clever husband unit.
red wine = good. whisky = good.
I have the 22th-28th off work now. yay! i could come and play i spose. *ponders*
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Gogo: OTPgogo_ergo_sum on September 22nd, 2007 07:59 am (UTC)
Gwy!!! SOOO glad to hear from you! HOW ARE YOU???

My Bya x Ren is still waiting for you to read~ Plus, gogo has been RPing a really...interesting...Bya at bleach_beats. He just went on his first 'date' (kind of) with Renji. So far, it's been pretty damn funny. Nothing is easy for those two.

You wanna read? http://community.livejournal.com/bleach_beats/tag/byakuya
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC)
Hey sweetie! THANKS i am SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW! I don't have much online time left, i SO want to read your byakuyaxrenji but i have to wait until i have more time online *impatient* *runs around*

hope you are alright! I want my internet baaack *sniff* *has to go*
♥ take care
Gogogogo_ergo_sum on September 25th, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)
WHY SO STRESSED? What's wrong?? Oh sweetie!! Are you OK??

If you want some straight up Bya x Ren porn to make you happy (and there is lots of luff in this) read this:


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Gogo: TOPTHISgogo_ergo_sum on September 25th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
just replied to your anon comment.

want some happy Bya x Ren porn?

Read this:

It's a one-off, so, you don't have to catch up w. anything. And there's lots of luff and smexy bits.